A Dog’s New Year’s Resolutions
Ever wonder what your dog’s New Year’s resolutions would be?
Here are some cute ones! Happy new year to all you pooches and your people!
1. I will not eat other animals' poop.
2. I will not lick my human's face after eating animal poop.
3. I do not need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm lying under the coffee table.
4. My head does not belong in the refrigerator.
5. I will take time from my busy schedule to stop and smell the behinds.
6. I will get a bite in on that freak who gives me my shots every year.
7. I will grow opposable thumbs, break into the pantry and will decide for MYSELF how much food is “too” much.
8. Jan. 1: Kill the sock! Must kill the sock!
9. Jan. 2 to Dec. 31: Relive victory over the sock.
10. The garbage collector is NOT stealing our stuff.
11. I will NOT chase the stick until I see it leave my owner’s hand.
Have a Dog Gone Great Day!
Kari
